HYPELINE™ rents you a professional hype person. They call you for 20 or 40 seconds and aggressively believe in you before a job interview, a date, a gym session, or any other event your brain has decided to be weird about. It sounds like a joke. It is a joke. It also works.
Pick a package, tell us the moment, pay up front, answer the phone.
Calls run 8AM–9PM your local time and must be booked at least 3 hours ahead.
Calls are delivered in English only.
Two ways in. Book a call, share your link, and when 1 person books through it, you pick a name for the board. Or repost us — we check by hand and add you.
Everything we promise and everything we require, in one place. Standalone copies live at /terms and /privacy.
Hype Line is motivational entertainment only. It is not therapy, counseling, coaching, medical care, psychological care, or professional advice of any kind, and it is not a crisis service. Our hype people are performers, not clinicians.
Hype calls are delivered in English only. Our hype people perform in English, and the event description you provide should be written in English so they can prepare. We cannot currently offer calls in any other language, and this is not a reason for a refund after a completed call — so please only book if an English-language call works for you.
You must be 18 years of age or older to use Hype Line. By booking, you confirm that you are 18 or older.
By booking a call, you consent to receive one phone call (your hype call) and booking-related text messages (such as confirmations or scheduling changes) from Hype Line at the phone number you provide. The number you provide must be your own — you may not book calls to other people's numbers. You may revoke your consent at any time by any reasonable means, including replying STOP to a text or emailing us; revocation before your call is delivered is treated as a cancellation under the refund policy below.
Plainly: if we don't deliver your call, you get a full refund. Once a call has been completed, there are no refunds. If you cancel before your scheduled call, or we can't reach you at your number at the scheduled time despite reasonable attempts, we'll issue a full refund. Exception: no refund is owed where service was ended for abuse (Section 6).
We guarantee volume, not results. Hype Line makes no promise that you will get the job, the second date, or the personal record. To the maximum extent permitted by law, Hype Line's total liability for any claim arising out of or relating to the service is capped at the amount you paid for the booking giving rise to the claim.
We may end a call immediately and refuse future service if a caller is abusive to our hype people, or if we believe the service is being used to harass, intimidate, or target a third party. Bookings ended or refused for abuse are not refunded. Attempting to book a call to a number that isn't yours is a violation of these Terms.
Calls are not recorded. We do not record, transcribe, or store audio of hype calls.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles.
Questions, cancellations, consent revocations, or refund requests: hypelinebookings@gmail.com.
When you book a hype call, we collect:
We do not use analytics trackers, advertising pixels, or third-party cookies, and calls are never recorded.
We share personal information only with the service providers needed to run Hype Line: Stripe (payment processing, once payments are live) and our hosting provider (the servers this site and its booking database run on). We do not sell personal information, and we do not share it with analytics or advertising companies. If we add an email or SMS provider for booking confirmations, this policy will be updated to name that category before it is used.
You can request to review, correct, or delete the personal information we hold about you by emailing hypelinebookings@gmail.com. We will respond to verified requests. Note: consent-to-contact records connected to completed bookings are retained as legally required records even after other data is deleted. If you ask us to never contact you again, we add your number to our internal do-not-call list.
If we change this policy, we will post the updated version on this page and update the effective date above. Material changes will be noted prominently on this page.
Some browsers send "Do Not Track" (DNT) signals. We do not respond to DNT signals. We also do not track visitors across third-party websites, so there is nothing here for DNT to turn off.
Privacy questions and requests: hypelinebookings@gmail.com.